Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Random Nonsense

Segways are for the lazy.

Bicycles are for the environmentally conscious.

Hybrids are for the economically insane.

Gas-guzzlers are for those who think everyone else must be environmentally conscious.

Unicycles are for clowns and show-offs.

Helicopters are for the obscenely rich.

Teleportation is for sci-fi nerds.

Tanks are how real men get around.

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