Wow this is an abbreviated list of the "essential" DS9 episodes.
Tuesday, February 9, 2021
A yammerjammer about Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines
Vampire: The Masquerade is a role-playing game wherein you are a vampire (surprise) and must maintain the masquerade (surprise) so that all the idiot bloodbags don't get wise to your existence.
They turned it into a video game circa Half-Life 2, which is set in four small slivers of Los Angeles, and is getting a sequel.
Said sequel is delayed, presumably because they realized that setting it in Seattle means that they're going to have to come up with some explanation for why the Ventrue can drink blood with so much soy in it.
Meanwhile, here is my review of the original game.
They turned it into a video game circa Half-Life 2, which is set in four small slivers of Los Angeles, and is getting a sequel.
Said sequel is delayed, presumably because they realized that setting it in Seattle means that they're going to have to come up with some explanation for why the Ventrue can drink blood with so much soy in it.
Meanwhile, here is my review of the original game.
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