Thursday, July 17, 2014

Which side to pick in Skyrim?

Stormcloaks

  • Religious freedom
  • Get to wear pants
  • Empire is dessicated and needs to die
  • Get to oust that dumbo Siddgeir and the indecisive prattler Balgruuf
  • Don't have to pretend Dark Elves are people
  • Don't have to pretend High Elves are people
  • Boss has superpowers
  • Cooler titles



Imperials

  • Not racist
  • Cmdr. Ivanova is your boss; Col. Tigh is her boss
  • Better armor
  • Quick access to iron and steel
  • Only real chance at beating Thalmor
  • Don't have to oust Balgruuf and Ravencrone
  • Do get to oust the morons in Dawnstar and Winterhold

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