(after the Lucas AI has been given a stuffed Chewbacca doll to cling to, the conversation continues)
GL: Okay. So this crew of incompetent fucksticks were content to let Rian Johnson shit verbal diarrhea all over a script and then they went and shot it without doing any edits or asking anyone if it was any good.
LI: Basically, yeah.
GL: And part of this involved a romantic subtext between Rey and the guy with the stupidest fucking name ever.
LI: Kylo Ren.
GL: I forbid you to ever say that name ever again.
LI: Understood, my liege.
GL: So tell me more about these characters.
LI: Well, Rey is a desert scavenger who grew up on a desert planet not knowing her real parents.
GL: Okay.
LI: She is crazy good at the whole Jedi thing and the theme John Williams wrote for her was a not-remotely-subtle remix of the Emperor's theme.
GL: Oh, okay, so she is Palpatine's daughter or granddaughter or something.
LI: Er.
GL: And it's a story of her quest to undo her ancestor's mistakes even though it is too late to redeem him. That is an interesting twist on what I wrote. I can see why such a thing would be worthy of the name "Star Wars."
LI: Actually, her parents are nobodies.
(sound of Chewbacca doll being torn in half)
GL: What?
LI: Yeah, they're not important.
GL: That is really stupid. What about the guy with the stupidest fucking name ever?
LI: He's Han and Leia's son. He was corrupted to the Dark Side-
GL: How?
LI: -by Supreme Leader Snoke-
GL: Who the fuck names this shit?
LI: -and he's so concerned about falling back to the Light-
GL: That is not how the Force works.
LI: It's funny you should say that, my liege, because that's what Han said in Episode VII shortly before Ky-
(GL's eyes start glowing)
LI: uh, the guy with the stupidest fucking name ever totally skewered him with his lightsaber.
GL: What the fuuUUUuuuUUUuUUuUuUUUUUUuuuUUuuck?
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