Doctor Who fake titles

generated here
and here

(Incidentally, they both eventually generated "The Massacre," which is the official title of a Season 3 serial.)

Here are some of the ones that could be Doctor Who episode titles

• The Mercy of a Doctor
• The Brain of the Cybermen
• Just don't be "Spock's Brain"
• Massacre of the Lazarus Planet
• Attack of the Lazarus Planet
• The Ultimate Infinity
• Hey, they did a serial called The Deadly Assassin
• The Mind Dominators of Empty Daleks
• The Android of Death
• So close
• The Future Robbers
•  Children of Time
• Deep Space 9 beat you to it
• The Time Mists
• Time of Horror
• A Day in the Ice
• In which four Ice Warriors form a band that one of their girlfriends breaks up
• The False God
• Spoiler: it's the Doctor
• The Fear of the Angel
• Vengeance of the Keeper
• If not Doctor Who then Mass Effect
• An Abominable Light
• Hey, we already did shadows...

Here are some that would make for pretty cool pulp sci-fi stories

• The Wolf of the Warriors
• Android Seeds
• Our Terminators are now grown from 100% organic products
• The People in the Stone
• The Demons of the Hand 
• The Madness Gods
• The Journey's Light
• The Family of the Towers
• House Harlaw?
• The Green Planet of the Twin Demons
• The Bride of Doom
• The Black Death
• Wait, it's been done
• The Armageddon Dream
• The Day of the Green Planet
• Obviously a sequel to "The Green Planet of the Twin Demons"
• The War of the Night Creature
• The Web and the Web Caves
• The Dragonfire of the Enemy
• Menace of the Bad Hand
• In case Doctor Strangelove needs a crappy prequel
• The Unicorn and the Abominable Flesh
• Robbers of Death
• Or in French: Voldemorts
•  The Journey's Light
• The Madness of the Faces
• It would also be a good title for a regeneration story
• The Space Messenger
• The Planet of the Eleventh Venice
• The Memory Sun
• It couldn't make less sense than "The Rings of Akhaten"
• The Whispers of Day 
• Tara and the Doom
• The Madness of the Anvil
• Wait, what Doctor Who title includes the word "Anvil?"
• The Spearhead of the Inferno
• The Monstrous Horror
• See my Deadly Assassin comment above

And here are some that just make no frakking sense.

• The Black Daleks of the Terror
• World of the World
• The Ultimate Wardrobe
• Wardrobe of Impossible Power
• It is obviously the Sixth Doctor's coat
• The Seeds of the Dalek Daleks
• The Warriors' Lantern of the Satan Doomsday
• An Impossible Death of Happiness Mars
• The Big Asylum of an Underwater Snakedance