WHY??

Why is it that every. Single. Pop song I hear today makes me want to claw out my ears with a rusty ear-claw-outer, now available from New Market Enterprises for only $799?

Now that that infographic is in your head, here's something completely different to consider.


And by something completely different, I of course mean more of the same.

It's very clever, I think, and very accurately demonstrates that... er... bands I like are good and bands I don't like are not. Yeah, that's it.

I think it's self-explanatory, but for those of you who never made it past the third grade, there are three large black circles, labeled "Talent," "No BS," and "Popular." Bands inside the "Talent" circle have talent. Bands inside the "No BS" circle are "authentic." Bands inside the "Popular" circle are those that are not relegated to the genre radio stations out there in the ether.

I hope you can read all that. And of course it's not very complete, because there is so little music that I actually like.