I found a Game of Thrones Season Six wishlist. Hahahahahahaha.

I was rooting around in the deepest darkest depths of my computer where no sane man dares tread, and I found a list I'd written earlier this year of all the stuff I wanted to have happen in Season Six of Game of Thrones. Here's that list.




A giant mea culpa?

It was all just a dream?

Stannis only mildly irked about how his lack of head presents one further minor setback for him?

Ice Zombie Stannis. Mega irony points.

Bran's actor to take a goddamn acting class? Please?

Season Six, Episode One, Scene One: Ramsay Snow trips over his own feet, falls down the stairs, and dies.

Sansa Stark justifying her existence after five long meandering tedious years. Seriously, why is she here? What, other than making Sophie Turner a shoo-in to play a Bond Girl in a few years, is her purpose?

Arya Stark murdering, like, everyone.

Daenerys shutting the f*ck up Donny, she's out of her element.

Alexander Siddig (Doran Martell) actually getting to play off an actor of his caliber. Okay, I'll admit I'm just a huge DS9 dork and it's great to see him on TV again.

As little Sam as humanly possible. Seriously, that fat bastard just kills the pace stone dead. The Citadel storyline in the books looks interesting, because it's something this fat bookish guy is actually, you know, cut out for. But for God's sake do not make me watch Tarly Family Feud.

A female Dornish character who doesn't make me want to vomit in either her characterization or her portrayal.

Jorah infects Daario with greyscale and they both die. Slowly. Horribly. Good riddance.

A really brilliantly mesmerizing bad guy performance. Basically Tywin Mark II. Seriously killing that guy off was the worst thing that could have happened to the show.

An OHMSS-level faithful adaptation of Jaime's Riverlands arc.

Natalie Dormer nekkid.