...I finally saw Neil Gaiman's interview on The Colbert Report. Good stuff.
...I stumbled across an emergency recall from the folks who make Hummers. Apparently any civilians whose Hummers have machine guns mounted on the roof need to return their Hummers to the lot, as they were accidentally given the military model. Civilian model Hummers, of course, have the machine guns hidden behind the headlights.
...I have discovered that if you play simple scales on a guitar relatively fast it sounds like you have no idea what you're doing. If, on the other hand, you randomly hit notes at insanely fast speeds, you sound like a god. The important thing is to keep switching strings so the notes are somewhat far apart.
...Rush Limbaugh wants to debate Obama. Apparently Rush has now forgotten what every single Democrat forgot more than ten years ago, namely that the man is a pundit, not a pol.
...There was an incredibly stupid crime committed somewhere in one of those Eastern states. This has apparently depressed my next-door neighbor, as he was evidently planning on doing the same thing.
...I must learn some new songs. Also, I must stop publishing posts where one in five "facts" are blatant lies and another one contains unfounded libel. Also, I must go get my laundry.
-James
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