Saturday, January 4, 2014

A Doctor Who drinking game

Take a sip when
  • A Dalek says "exterminate"
  • The TARDIS makes that sound
  • The Doctor uses the Sonic Screwdriver
  • The companion says something like "what's that, Doctor?"
  • The companion gets captured
  • The Doctor uses that incarnation's catchphrase
    • William Hartnell flubs his lines
    • Patrick Troughton says "when I say run" or "Oh my giddy aunt"
    • Jon Pertwee reverses the polarity
    • Tom Baker offers someone a jelly baby
    • Peter Davison says "brave heart" or plays with his celery
    • Christopher Eccleston says "Fantastic!"
    • David Tennant says "Allons-y!"
    • Matt Smith says "Geronimo" or "bowties are cool"

Take a drink when
  • The Doctor kisses someone
  • River Song says "spoilers" (unless it's "Silence in the Library"/"Forest of the Dead" in which case just a sip)
  • Captain Jack makes an innuendo
  • The Doctor pretends to be dumb/evil
  • Two incarnations of the Doctor snark at each other
  • Somebody who was in a James Bond film shows up
  • Somebody who was in Game of Thrones shows up 
  • Somebody other than David Tennant who was in the Harry Potter films shows up
  • Colin Baker shows up in Arc of Infinity
  • Peter Capaldi shows up in "The Fires of Pompeii"
  • The villain is revealed to be the Master/Davros in disguise
    • Take an extra drink if they used a pseudonym in the credits to disguise the actor as well
  • A companion gets mind-controlled
  • Master/Doctor is implied
  • Doctor/Romana is implied
  • A fez appears
  • The guy you thought was the episode's main villain turns out to just be a front for the Daleks/Cybermen

Finish your drink when
  • The Doctor does something a different incarnation refused/will refuse to do
  • The Doctor uses another incarnation's catchphrase
  • The Sonic Screwdriver is used to screw or unscrew a screw
  • The Doctor comments disapprovingly on the "redecorated" TARDIS
  • The Doctor regenerates
  • A companion leaves
  • The Doctor gets mind-controlled
  • The Doctor reverses the polarity of the neutron flow
  • You reach the point in Series 2 where, in your own personal opinion, "Doomsday" can't arrive soon enough

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