Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Tonight's debate drinking game

Yeah yeah, go to the other blog for real political stuff. This one's not serious:

Drink when any of the following things are mentioned (if the question does not pertain to it, but the candidate brings it up in his answer anyway):

Bain Capital
ObamaCare
Solyndra
The Same Failed Policies That Got Us Into This Mess
47%
Libya
Outsourcing
     The difference between outsourcing and offshoring
My Opponent's Tax Returns
Paul Ryan's budget
The Senate's (lack of a) budget
Small businesses
The Middle Class
Pay Your Fair Share
Balanced Approach
Big Bird
Any Republican president
     (drink twice if Obama mentions Bush or Romney mentions Reagan)
Bipartisanship
Operation Fast and Furious
The Constitution
You Said We'd Be At 5.6% Unemployment Now If We Passed the Stimulus

Also drink if:
Romney mentions that Obama had four years to fix the economy
Obama claims the Republicans stopped him
Romney claims that half of all recent college graduates are living with their parents
Obama claims Social Security/Medicare is/are fiscally sound
The candidates start arguing about the merits of a study of one of their budget proposals
Obama claims he can balance the budget without raising taxes on the middle class
Either candidate spends more than ten seconds saying how happy they are to be here
Either candidate is asked a question along the lines of "how will you get me back to work?"

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