Sunday, November 21, 2010

Special Hells

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to a very special hell. The one they reserve for child molestors, and people who talk at the theater."
-Firefly


I sincerely hope there's a special hell for all of the above, but also the following:

People who park so close to you that you have to enter your car through the passenger door and climb over the armrest.

People who get all the way to the front of a line at a fast-food place without deciding what they want to eat.

People who wait until the very last second to merge on the highway, despite the fact that there have been signs saying to merge for the last mile and a half.

People who renege on a contract (written or otherwise) and offer either no excuse or an excuse as lame and vague as "something came up."

Politicians who pass bills without reading them.

People who rig elections.



(there's more to come...)

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