Friday, May 10, 2013

My crazy idea for a Doctor Who regeneration story

The Doctor lands in some sort of situation where the stakes are high and time is limited. The Doctor does his usual thing of running around for 45 minutes and appears to fix the problem... but then we learn that his "solution" only made the problem worse. And furthermore, the episode's villain, who's been trying to stop the Doctor the whole time? He knows the Doctor's solution won't work and will even force the Doctor to regenerate, because he is the next Doctor. What forced him to time-travel back and re-live the whole thing again? I don't know, you figure it out.

But the point is, I like this idea of the next Doctor showing up early as some guest star and only outed as the new Doctor later on. Is he trying to get the old Doctor "killed" so he can be "born," or is he just abiding by a fixed point in time?

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Why can't they both lose?

Harry Truman on Hitler and Stalin:

  • If we see that Germany is winning we ought to help Russia and if Russia is winning we ought to help Germany, and that way let them kill as many as possible, although I don't want to see Hitler victorious under any circumstances. Neither of them thinks anything of their pledged word.  
Whenever two people I hate/don't like/can't bring myself to say anything positive about start fighting each other, I have a similar thought: not that I want to kill as many of them as possible, or even want them dead, but that I'd like to see them both "lose."

Case in point.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Proof that Josef Stalin was worse than Tywin Lannister

y'know aside from the whole "killed about 60 million people" thing.

When Tywin's unwanted son was kidnapped, he started a war to get him back.

Stalin...

h/t The Chive.

AGOT Eddard II, Tyrion II, Catelyn III: Studies in Assassination Techniques

Chapters 12-14

Talkin' 'bout the Kingslayer. Teensy sploilers for A Storm of Swords.
I wish.

Monday, May 6, 2013

AGOT Jon II, Daenerys II: Ice and Fire

Book 1, Chapters 10 and 11. I'll be talking about things that haven't happened yet but everyone assumes has to happen before the series ends.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

A humble suggestion for GRRM

is that before he gets too far into The Winds of Winter, he visits this subreddit thread and learns that nobody's "favorite very minor character" lives in Meereen.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

AGOT Tyrion I: Imp Slap

Or if you prefer, Chapter 9. Some vague hints as to what's to come, but no actual spoilers.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Post-Craig review: Goldfinger

Goldfinger is the Donald Trump of Bond Films, and I'm not talking about the titular character being a fat swindler with a penchant for g...