The curse of the zombie franchise

Appropriate topic for a Halloween-ish post, n'est-ce pas? (Pronounced "nez pah," but why you'd expect rational spelling from the country whose tanks have three "reverse" gears, to butcher an old joke, is entirely beyond me.)

Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, The Terminator is getting another reheating.

What's The Terminator, you ask? Well, back in the early 1980s, a man named James Cameron had a nightmare about a metal skeleton walking out of a fire. This was turned into The Sleeper Hit Of 1984. In a sane world, that was the end of the story.

We were also spared this.

This world, as you should know by now, is not sane.