Previously on A Blog of Thrones, things happened offscreen.
George is on Creepy Old Man form this time, mentioning Dany's sweaty breasts by the end of the second paragraph.
Turns out, Drogo's got a present from deal old Grandpa Nurgle. Flies are buzzing all around him and he's basically catatonic. After a page of this, he falls off his horse. It takes a special talent to stretch that out into a full page, and George has it.
Monday, September 9, 2019
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