It's the day after Thanksgiving and all, which probably makes this sound all the more heartless, but...
Let's make foreign aid conditional on the recipient voting our way in the UN.
Yup, we'd be paying for votes and corrupting the sacred* democratic process, but frankly that's better than pouring tons of money into anti-American cabals. I mean, it's not like the taxpayers need that money or anything.** It's also not like we have a massive recession that could be eased somewhat by spending less money*** and our debt is clearly under control**** so sure, keep up the good work.
*Sarcasm.
**Massive sarcasm.
***Extra massive sarcasm.
****Sarcasm with cheese and a large fry.
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