The Irreverent Guide to Everything Under the Sun has this to say on the subject of Time Lords:
Time Lords fall into two categories. Most of them are nasty, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They live insular lives on the island of Hellfire, Ireland, and demand that nobody ever interfere with anything, ever. They have been known to kill hobos for interfering. They have also been known to attempt to kill cricketers because they might be a possible threat. They have been known to attempt to kill Colin Baker for having some truly awful taste in clothing.
The other type of Time Lords are fun-loving nutcases who tend to leave large swaths of destruction in their wake, but also very entertained people.
Time Lords normally have thirteen lives. However, this number can increase when exposed to the Ring of Rassilon, and it can decrease when exposed to the Gauntlet of Rassilon, and also mind probes.
Ninety-nine percent of Time Lords are white males, and all of them speak English.
The following people are confirmed to be known Time Lords:
Syd Barrett
Colin Baker
Tom Baker
James Bond*
Chewbacca
Peter Davison
Roger Delgado
Bruce Dickinson
Christopher Eccleston
Elim Garak
William Hartnell
James T. Kirk
John Lennon
The Man With No Name
Sylvester McCoy
Paul McGann
Wolfgang A. Mozart
Jimmy Page
James K. Polk
Rassilon*
Keith Richards
Teddy Roosevelt
George C. Scott
William Shakespeare
Benjamin Sisko
Agent Smith
Matt Smith
Doctor Strangelove
David Tennant
Patrick Troughton
Martin Van Buren
Vincent Van Gough
H. G. Wells
Joss Whedon
Woodrow Wilson
*It is possible that James Bond is a subsequent incarnation of Rassilon.
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