Re-review: Watchmen

Way back in my college days I reviewed a little superhero film called Watchmen and I had, um, issues with it. Mainly the way the story ended, which was pretty similar to the original source in terms of what the "villain" did and why and got away with.

Well I'm older and wiser now and thought I'd go back and re-examine the movie with the big blue dong in it. Spoilers and political snarkage ahead.

Can it be true???

I snark about Cracked.com's photoplasty contests a lot, because most of them are crap.

This, on the other hand, is the greatest thing I've seen on the internet* all week.

*Well, at least among the sites I'm going to cop to visiting.

Also: Not mentioned: Hanoi Jane as Nancy Reagan. Doubleyou. Tee. Eff.

A review of Divergent based solely on its trailer

Bahahahhaahahhaahahhahaahahhaahhaha


Oh wait this is a real movie.

Yikes.

The end.