A not-inexhaustive (but probably close) list of reasons I'm "glad" Trump won

Don't worry. This won't take long.

• Justice Gorsuch. Hello, rule of law!
• Leftists will allow Liberals to say they don't like big government.
• Leftists will pretend they don't like big government.
• Instead of a batshit insane globalist warmonger, we have a batshit insane nationalist warmonger. Since we're spending our blood and treasure either way, let it be spent on our own interests.
• Every single institution would be lined up behind Hitlary, but is opposed to the Trumpenfuhrer. I know which way I prefer it.
• There's a miniscule chance of scaling back the tyranny of the administrative state.
• Watching the Democratic Party try to figure out what happened to it has been pretty entertaining so far.

...yeah that's about it.